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The Definitive List of Egg Puns… by the Sorted community :D

sortedfood:

It’s not Easter at Sorted HQ without some awful egg puns… and true to form you guys have not let us down :D

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I reckon this might be THE definitive list of egg puns :D Are there any that we missed? 

Yes love it! What a great way to start my morning :)

21 minutes ago · 48 notes · Source

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important


I’m totally trying this

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

I’m totally trying this

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24 minutes ago · 53,201 notes · Source

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

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25 minutes ago · 105,409 notes · Source

thesongquotes:

Paolo Nutini, Last Request.
LISTEN TO AUDIO.

thesongquotes:

Paolo Nutini, Last Request.

LISTEN TO AUDIO.

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2 hours ago · 49,622 notes · Source

Reblog if you love Michael Jackson.

themusickidofmusic:

kingmjjpop:

allforlove-mj:

pamoonblackbird:

beadeddragon600:

ghost—of—jealousy:

itsnoteasybeinggreeen:

Usually I don’t like the “reblog if you..” posts, however, I felt the need to do this. Yes the notes are legit for this. Didn’t tweak it at all, nah uhhh.

THE NOTES.

Let’s set a new record,  moonwalkers!

I’ll always reblog this one ♡

THAT NOTES YOOOO! How can you NOT reblog this.

*chants* MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!

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2 hours ago · 10,284,054 notes · Source

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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